Monday 13 April 2009

The Brown Bunny (2003)

Brown Bunny 2003 Chloë Sevigny full frontal prostitute rated R sex tits Vincent Gallo Melayu 3gp tudung seksi tetek besar Najib Abdul Razak Skandal Altantuya Shaariibuu seksi g-string bra hitam bugil politik Malaysia jahanam
Vincent Gallo and Chloë Sevigny.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Wow this movie is seriously slow. I think there's this bit where he drives around Vegas for 15 minutes lookin for whores in his pickup truck. You get to see him turn left, turn right, turn left...
Perennial wonderment:
Brown Bunny 2003 Chloë Sevigny full frontal prostitute rated R sex tits Vincent Gallo Melayu 3gp tudung seksi tetek besar Najib Abdul Razak Skandal Altantuya Shaariibuu seksi g-string bra hitam bugil politik Malaysia jahanamThe enigmatic Vincent Gallo, multi-hyphenate madman and avid wanker (he's known to expound his mastubatory habits in length).
I can't remember if I cried:
When I read about how this completely indulgent movie ended up being profitable for everyone after all. The dust settled, they got it out on DVD and somewhere in Malaysia this idiot picked it up. Thank goodness I'm not alone - I saw this on Mike's shelf too.
Watch out for:
Totally unnecessary UNSIMULATED fellatio scene with Chloë Sevigny. This movie (or one of its versions) caused a fiasco at the Cannes premiere, apparently bringin her to tears when people booed it big time. Roger Ebert was reported to have called the worst movie ever to have played in the history of the film fest.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?