Bad news on the doorstep:Managin a meagre RM 220,000 at the Malaysian screens accordin to the FINAS jokers, this is likely the worst Malay movie I've survived since 2 Alam (2010) and I do feel sorry for its scribe Azwan Annuar, a nice guy whom I know. It plays out like an encyclopaedia of moviemakin errors for film students to take note of. Its amateurish editin, invasive music score and total disregard for a need of Act I, Act II etc. are horrific, but nothin is more terrifyin than the completely non-existent chemistry between the two leads, which trumps even the travesty of Joey Exist and Julie Ziegler in Toyol Nakal (2011) accordin to one review. There is no reason to believe they love each other, hate each other or even have met each other - maybe they shot them separately with a green screen!
|"Fuck me, I can't believe I'm wearing the ugliest jacket in the world for this movie."|
|Henny Yuliani and Dhitra Marfie,|
who looks like my friend, Kurt.
Reminds me of:It's got a scene or two at the Sutera Harbour Resort, a beautiful place I once stayed.
I can't remember if I cried:
|"Hmm. I wonder what this button does..."|
|Olivia Jensen: Decked in sinuangga and tapi,|
Kadazan gear never had a hotter, whiter model.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?Like Indonesian reviewer Daniel Irawan, I think this is a technical disaster of love story template that may have served more as diplomatic downtime between the two squabblin nations. And like my colleague Fadli over at Tontonfilem, I too found Olivia Jensen's snow white thighs to be the sole consolatory highlight of this otherwise putrid film. ★
|See what I mean. Were they even in the same movie?|
No chemistry whatsoever.