Bad news on the doorstep:Star of the upcomin Malaysian epic Vikingdom (2012) by KRU Films, I got myself on this movie because I've never actually seen much of the D.O.A. Dead Or Alive (2006) and BloodRayne beauty. I just know she's got some exotic looks (pic) and appears quite often as a sex object in B-grade horrors. The movie, as it turns out, is a badly-edited, poorly-scripted crime flick, directed by the fella behind the despicable football flick Goal! The Dream Begins (2005). We're talkin about a contrived plot that involves a confused Russian pimp who pretends to be a Moslem Arab pimp bent on lecturin his victims on the holiness of Ramadhan while gettin blowjobs from skinny drugged birds on a yacht. There are other painfully predictable characters - mostly fat English expat gangsters in Spain with colourful ugly shirts.
Perennial wonderment:How can anyone say anythin about Natassia Malthe bein Malaysian when all she's ever had to do with Malaysia (prior to Vikingdom) was a six-hour stopover to shoot a shampoo ad. Her mum was from Kota Kinabalu and that's it. She's Norwegian!
Reminds me of:Sexy Beast (2000) but that was a good movie.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?Wotta bore, unless you could just fast forward to the exploitation bits. Jog on.★★
Trailer for the curious:
|"Did you just make fun of my bald spot?! Did you?!"|
|Mi tetas es su tetas...|
|"That wisdom tooth is preventin anyone from ticklin her tonsil..."|