Friday, 1 May 2009

Extreme Movie (2008)

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"Next level?"
At a glance:
Degenerate and lazily incoherent 75mins of teen rubbish - but optimists like my friend Faisal insist it's a better and more tolerable watch than the other thoughtless crap out there like Scary Movie, Date Movie or Disaster Movie. I'm tempted to agree the more times I watch that "accidentally, incidentally, unintentionally makin porn" musical near the end. Still, it's a patchwork of sexual humiliation gags and overdone fart jokes. Notable brief appearances by Michael Cera (Juno) and the dude who isn't Jack Black from Tenacious D. Lotsa real-life porn stars in here too, I think. Sadly, no gratuitous Sex Drive nudity.
Perennial wonderment:
Bobbi Sue Luther
Bobbi Sue Luther
These "movie" movies have got to stop. It's a celebration of cinema and cultural decay. Havin said that, I'd pay good money to watch feature-length movies titled Fisting Movie, Boring Movie or This Is So Not A Movie if somebody made them.
Watch out for:
The sketch featurin the fat kid with the sex toy pussy for a girlfriend. The camerawork is too serious. Funny.
Reminds me of:
An equally frustratin movie that I watched some years ago on cable, aptly called A Dirty Shame. Selma Blair is fitted with huge fake tits in it. Pointless.
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Bonus material:

Kira Verrastro Cherilyn Wilson