Monday 18 May 2009

Shrooms (2007)


At a glance:
Annoyingly derivative time-waster of a slasher. If I told you which movie it was derived from, I'd give away the conjob twist. The story puts these American teens in the Irish woods and get them wasted on some magic mushrooms while the inevitable marsh murders start to happen. La-di-fuckin-da.
Bad news on the doorstep:
The clever poster is just about the only good thing this movie got goin. No nudity from Lindsey Haun (pic) or Maya Hazen either. Not even half ball. What were they thinkin?
Reminds me of:
What's that Korean shyte called again? To Sir With Love. What's that other shyte called? Penny Dreadful.
Most memorable line:
You gotta be kiddin me.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
Satu, cukup? Sorry you had to watch this with me Dave.