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It's a shyte film, what can I say? It is however, more watchable than, say, Siquijor: Mystic Island but that's not sayin much.
Reminds me of:
Mavic (pronounced Marvey, innit Ons?) whom I was supposed to take to watch this, before she bloody disappeared.
Watch out for:
Iza Calzado (top pic, centre), a real fine piece of Filipina fruit. Looks like a more chiselled version of Sarimah Ibrahim. Apparently got into the public eye after a Pantene ad and counts her cellular as her most treasured item. What a bimbo. Very nice.
Most memorable line:
"I don't want to be bitten by a snake, I don't even have a love life yet". And yes, in that accent. Fuckin hilarious.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
One and a half. Sad excuse for a movie but probably did good things for the girls' profiles and got them into the good books of GMA Films.