Wednesday, 27 May 2009

Zombie Strippers! (2008)

At a glance:
You don't have a right to complain if you read the film title. Get over yourself and stop slaggin off intentionally bad movies because you're too damned sophisticated to enjoy well-constructed rubbish! This was 94mins of (mostly) fake tits and fancy G-strings sandwichin semi-brilliant, tongue-in-cheek philosophical discourse. Honest!
Perennial wonderment:
Jenna Jameson - I insist she can act. Really, she can. However, would you rather be a strugglin actress, a mediocre actress, a even a decent actress with a limited shelf-life OR would you rather be the most downloaded pornstar in the world? Also, ownin your own porno company isn't the kind of success any pornstar dares to dream of.
Watch out for:
The stripper (I forgot which) who held up a Nietzche book. Robert Englund (pic) is in this movie too! He's the bloke who was Freddy Kruger in Nightmare On Elm Street.
Most memorable line:
Announcer: Tired of that same old lap dance? Well pull up an extra seat, young fellas, and experience Rino's exclusive face dance! One of our lovely ladies will sit on your face and give birth to your head!
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
. Wouldda been a solid three if it were just a bit faster. That Mexican character was kinda fun.