|Jenny Scordamaglia and Katie Rotolo have the best pair in Hell Glades (2013).|
|Pointless interracial horseplay scene:|
Michael Malone and Sandy Jean.
Bad news on the doorstep:
|"Coowahchobee loves good head."|
|"With pretty petals like those, I'm sure his stamen |
was hard pressed not to enter your pistil."
Reminds me of:Troma's The Toxic Avenger (1984) but that was curio piece with a lastin legacy. Hell Glades (2013) on the other hand, plays off scarcely better than a film school project you'd shoot with your parents' money. It's strange they had so many elements and used so many people for the effort. Aiden Dillard, if you're readin this - can you tell me what you had initially hoped to achieve by makin this movie?
I can't remember if I cried:
|Please. Do. Not. Act. Again. Ever.|
Most memorable line:Well, this silly flick sure has some unusual writin. Imagine how in the first minute, a couple have sex in the woods and the girl goes: "Hey John, look at that owl, looks like it's watching us. Isn't that strange?" and he replies with a snigger: "Even the birds like to watch the bird and the bees." Other cringe-inducin lines include "That's where I keep my larger prey like bears panthers and other big pussies." and "Our love is like sandwich. You are ham, I am cheese."
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
|Robin Vernon groped by Seminole baddie in Hell Glades (2013).|
I have loads of photos for you, culled from the official Hell Glades Facebook fan page.
|What does the Arabic on Aban Sonia's chest say?|
|(L-R: Chelsea Harshman, Nicole Soden, Katie Rotolo, Jenny Scordamaglia, Belkys Galvez, Aban Sonia. Krelwear sponsors swimwear on last day of filming at Deauville Hotel, Miami Beach. Photo: Sid Graves.)|