Saturday, 14 September 2013

Isis Rising: Curse Of The Lady Mummy (2013)

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Porn star Priya Rai goes mainstream in Isis Rising. Still flashes boobs, though.

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I wished the movie sucked. Literally.
At a glance:
Do you guys know the crossover Indian-American porn star Priya Anjali Rai? She's quite filthy and frankly, a joy to watch, whatever your ethnic preferences may be. Recently, the longtime stripper turned adult actress has apparently cut her hair, got hitched to some wealthy businessman and subsequently announced her retirement from the scene, so as to develop her mainstream actin career. I believe Lisa Palenica's unsold project Isis Rising: Curse Of The Lady Mummy (2013) is Priya's first movie in that direction.
Bad news on the doorstep:
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"Why did I quit porn? Whyyy?"
After a most unconvincin prologue in ancient Egypt about a love triangle between Isis, Osiris and Seth, we are fast forwarded to the present day where six college students unwittingly awaken the spirit of Isis (Priya Rai) and now they have to stop some undead army from destroying the world. It's frankly a shoestring-budgeted version of Night At The Museum (2006), with a tryin cast, doin their best to hide the primitive SFX and soundmix under a pile of jock jokes and sexual innuendos. I think the biggest disappointment, for anyone even remotely interested to watch this C-movie, would be the fact that Miss Rai doesn't actually appear much, despite bein given top billin and also servin as a co-producer.
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"It says... you will star in... many bad movies... before you meet a cougar producer..."
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Priya Rai: 12 years on the stripjoint circuit.
Perennial wonderment:
Milfy Priya Rai is the mother of two children. If somethin good did come out of this sad excuse of a movie, I guess they can both watch mummy's movie together with her this time, eh? Ahh... God works in mysterious ways.
Reminds me of:
That movie with Mallika Sherawat, Hisss (2010) for some reason.
I can't remember if I cried:
The CG work is very Power Rangers. It's hard to stay interested after seein the first few attempts.
Most memorable line:

This is the kind of movie that could've been watched on mute and on fast-forward, so don't expect any standout writin.
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In all fairness, at least they didn't take themselves so seriously. It's a silly little fantasy with some savin grace e.g. some actors like Jing Song and Shellie Ulrich definitely didn't make it any worse, given the circumstances. However, the fact that there's no nudity in the package makes this one a curious little project indeed. Why did they make it? Oh, well. Check out the official Facebook fan page and tell me when you find an answer.1/2
Bonus material:
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Jing Song stars as Professor's pet. She gets pounded and then possessed.

All you need to make a movie about ancient Egyptian spirits.
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Seth must feel he had died and gone to heaven, I'm sure.
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Porn stars James Bartholet and Priya Rai with Lisa Palenica who wrote, directed, starred and produced.
Double checking a scene by watching the playback with cinematographer Webb Pickersgill.
Ain't no hieroglyph expert but why does an Egyptian god spot Chinese tattoos?
Michael Alvarez (Jay) and Seth Gandrud (Dr. Nasir) on the set of Isis Rising.
Michael Alvarez (Jay) and Shellie Ulrich (Serrena) on the set of Isis Rising.
The curse of the lady mummy, it seems.
Robin Daniel Egan (Kyle) and Joshua DuMond (Dustin) on the set of Isis Rising.
"Say something jocky, quick!"
Minimalist production design, to put it in a good way.
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Well, at least the cast and crew had fun.
Priya Rai won the 2009 AVN award for Best All-Girl Group Sex Scene