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Mayama Akihiro flicks Mitsu Dan's bean in Be My Slave (2012).
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At a glance:
Tôru Kamei's
Be My Slave (
私の奴隷になりなさい transliterated as
Watashi no Dorei ni Narinasai) is an adult drama based on a Shu Satami novel, featurin model
Mitsu Dan 壇蜜
(born
Shizuka Saito) in the titular role. She plays an employee at a publishin company with some serious sexual needs, lurin a younger colleague (
Mayama Akihiro) into her voyeuristic perversions before we're introduced to a game master fetishist (
Itao Itsuji) who seems to hold all the cards. This movie
reportedly "conjures up the spirit of
classic Nikkatsu roman-poruno, a lineage solidified by the
presence of Dan’s industry predecessor, Aya Sugimoto, who starred in the
recent remakes of the old Hana to Hebi movies." If you know what that means, then you stand a better chance than me at appreciatin it.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Consider it your disclaimer that I really don't dig conventional Oriental porn, especially those Japanese ones with exaggerated resistance. So I'm not the kinda movie reviewer who'd know the difference between an AV model and a gravure idol. However, I did watch the extended, 111-minute director's cut of this full-frontal movie and I'm not glad to report that it failed to get a rise outta me, if you'd pardon the pun. The story is nothin new, the sex is unbelievably borin and
Mitsu Dan ain't my idea of a good time, no matter how many dildos and vibrators she wants stuffed into all her orifices. Preferences aside, her unremarkable performance makes the whole movie pointless and borin to me.
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Perennial wonderment:
The sex appeal of docile Japanese women. I'm right at the other end of the spectrum here and usually find myself alone when friends gawk at diminutive, titless Asian girls.
Reminds me of:
That other sex movie that bored my tits off -
Natali 3D 나탈리 (2010).
Watch out for:
The toy-assisted DP scene. You can actually spot
Itao Itsuji lookin quickly to the cameramen for further instructions after givin
Mitsu Dan a crisp slap on her arse. Talk about ruinin the mood!
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
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| Mitsu Dan simulates a DP here for your viewing pleasure. |
I'd recommend a rewatch of Tokyo Decadence (1992) if you're lookin for a similar fix. Anyway, check out the official website for more information about this unnecessary movie, if you understand Japanese.★★
Bonus material:
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Like what you see? Well, there ain't much more where that came from.
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