Monday, 19 October 2009

Wrong Turn 3: Left For Dead (2009)

At a glance:
How many wrong turns can you take? Well, to be fair, they were successful DVD releases. I vaguely remember the first - it had some stalled car on a road and a young, sexy cast. This third movie is another straight-to-DVD feature, just like the second. Ain't never seen none of them? They're all about deformed, in-bred, cannibalistic mountain men who prey on beautiful people for no goddamn reason. This time, it's about escaped convicts who are runnin away from the ugly in-bred dubbed Three Fingers.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Remarkably borin. Had to watch it on fast forward. In the first few minutes, two girls are sat and the hot blonde (Mancunian lingerie model Louise Cliffe, you can view her desperate CV on IMDb) goes topless, only to be arrowed from the back, with the projectile piercin through her left tit and also the hand of the unlucky man who was fondlin her. She dies on the spot, leavin the titless brunette (Janet Montgomery, pic) to act out the rest of the movie. This director doesn't do himself no favours, does he?
Watch out for:
Stocky Londoner Tamer Hassan (pic, leftmost), the underrated staple sidekick you might remember seein in movies like Football Factory, Layer Cake, Goal! and Eastern Promises. He's even in Batman Begins as a limo driver but we don't remember these roles do we? I ain't seen him since The Ferryman so I tried this movie just for him. On IMDb now I see he's listed for an upcomin project called Cockneys vs Zombies. Ha.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
Give it for tryin. Regrettable DVD to buy. Don't.