.jpg "Natasha Henstridge. Species was a rite of passage for many pubescent wankers. sister's nightmare 2013 lifetime") |
| Ahh... Natasha Henstridge. Species was a rite of passage for many wankers, literally. |
At a glance:
You will forgive this writer for not resistin Natasha Henstridge in any form of visual entertainment, on account of the post-pubertal nostalgia of watchin Species (1995) for the very first time. You will forgive this writer, even if A Sister's Nightmare is a Lifetime telemovie and her glorious teardrop tits, now misshapen by the sands of time, remain covered throughout. The story? Oh, it's just a mystery thriller directed by Vic Sarin, about an embattled police officer (Kelly Rutherford) who is forced to welcome her older
sister (Henstridge) into her home after 16 years of
confinement in a psychiatric hospital.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Oh, the usual caricatures and predictable setups. It's also a little strange that the actress who plays the younger sister is six years older than her in real life, not that this had any bearin on just how the movie held up, goin into the last third where the dots connect all too easily. Every other character, like the feckless fiancé (Matthew Settle) and even the mysterious, aquaphobic daughter (Peyton List) merely embellish the backdrop, so we don't think this is a Stephen King story. |
| Kelly Rutherford looks a little like Ellie Goulding here, doesn't she? |
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| Natasha Henstridge is a different species, these days. |
Most memorable line:
Well I certainly don't remember any but check out this hilarious movie review by Jill O'Rourke at Crushable. Definitely more entertainin than what I've spluttered here or even the movie proper.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
Canada will continue to breed such movies for many more years to come, surely. This particular one's a rushed exercise, but very serviceable for a lazy Sunday afternoon, I'd say. Keep your expectations low.★★★Bonus material:
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| Wow. Time changes everything, huh? |
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