A Dirty Shame (2004)

At a glance:
Annoyin sex farce about a frumpy woman (Tracey Ullman) who turns into a cock-cravin, gang-bangin, dick-suckin, hard-fuckin, ball-lickin piece of aged ass when she sustains a head injury. She goes round Baltimore indulgin in every type of sexual deviance. Yea I'd hit her.
Bad news on the doorstep:
Watched this on Malaysian cable TV, so even if there were nudity I didn't see me none. Could anyone comment on whether it was worth it?
Reminds me of:
Porn.
Watch out for:
Selma Blair's burdensome bosom (pic). Who can put an alphabet to the cup size? She plays exhibitionist go-go dancer Ursula Udders. Also, Johnny Knoxville is actually in this, playin a self-styled sex guru.
Most memorable line:
None.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
None. Trash.

40 Hari Bangkitnya Pocong (2008)

At a glance:
Yet another pocong flick, directed by that 7-day shoestring shootin maestro Rudi Soedjarwo.
Bad news on the doorstep:

Sabai Morscheck

Instantly forgettable.
Perennial wonderment:
How they can keep comin out with this stuff.
Reminds me of:
The silly ass "interview" the distributor managed to get me for Sabai Morscheck and Rudi Soedjarwo via e-mail. Man actually admits that he cast a homeless beggar from the streets and dragged the man on set because he had no legs and they thought he'd make a great ghost. You can see this in the film. Hope he paid him right.
Watch out for:
One of the better aspects of this film would be Sabai Morscheck. The Indon lass is a better watch than both Revalina Temat in Pocong 2 and Francine Roosenda in Pocong 3. Perhaps she's not as arrestingly beautiful as the former or as snarlingly in-character as the latter. However, I've never seen so much white on a girl's eyes since Angelica Lee! Her characterisation reminds one of Christina Ricci. It makes her a great subject of interest.
Sanitised, politically-balanced full review with pics:
Here - don't bother though.
Amacam joker, berapa bintang lu mau kasi?
Two. Rudi Soedjarwo needs new material.